hyperbolequeen:

it always amazes me when people are surprised by how fast I type like really I spend all of my time on the computer don’t you think I would get a little good at it

(via imakittycat-meow)

• Parents: you can be anything you want
• Parents: no not that

countfrankula:

depression is like not giving a fuck and anxiety is like giving too many fucks and when you have both it’s like fuuuuuuuuuucccckkkkkk

(Source: olipsyches, via imakittycat-meow)

ostracizedpoodle:

nervuos:

why is it so windy at ball games

because of all the fans

(Source: narutoe, via imakittycat-meow)

iguanamouth:

birds are so ridiculous how do they even all exist???

fuckin

crazy ass

bobbleheaded

tiny motherfuckin

i dont even

things that dont make any sense

dragon faced

jesus christ is that a duck

some kind of prehistoric nonsense

holy shit where is your beak even birds, BIRDS

(via imakittycat-meow)

sherlockianwho:

mcjugs:

hey this is normal shit

FUCKING ANGRY SHIT 

this is whispering shit

THIS IS SERIOUS SHIT

scared to say things shit

fucking pay attention shit

I hope I wasn’t the only one who read this in different voices.

(via imakittycat-meow)